The eightfold path to Enlightenment

1. Can you change £1 for me?
2. Can you change £2 for me?
3. Can you change £3 for me?
4. Can you give me £3?
5. Do you want your face smashed in?
6. I’m a nice guy, and I need the money
7. I’m seriously going to wait out here, smash your face in, and steal your money and pizza
8. I <3 Middlesbrough

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16 Responses to “The eightfold path to Enlightenment”

Shot

LIES!

I do not beleive that the person you are referring to EVER said “I <3 Middlesbrough”

Posted by Shot • January 20, 2006 • Link
Carl

ah the joys of people

Posted by Carl • January 20, 2006 • Link
Keloran

I belive someone may have said that, but the rest, ooo its too much like people from colne

Posted by Keloran • January 20, 2006 • Link
Chris

Sigh. The people on stockport arent even that bad. Well, im 6 foot tall, and wear coats that make me look huge, so people dont bother me anymore.

Either way, as i said on irc, im starting going to the gym this weekend, so in a while if i come up to middlesboro ill be your bodyguard, and ill just call you al.

or something.

Posted by Chris • January 20, 2006 • Link
Adam

I agree, he probably didn’t say I

Posted by Adam • January 20, 2006 • Link
Adam

How odd, where did the rest of my comment go?

Bah.

cba typing it all again, ufl lee- you get some nasty people around here though :/ I know

Chis you should come up here tbh, you can see the twats yourself. I doubt they’d care if you were 9 foot tall with 7 miniguns and a pink coat.

Posted by Adam • January 20, 2006 • Link
Adam

*Realises he said “

Posted by Adam • January 20, 2006 • Link
Adam

Yup that almost certainly what I did

Posted by Adam • January 20, 2006 • Link
Adam

I wonder how I say it properly

Posted by Adam • January 20, 2006 • Link
Adam

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Posted by Adam • January 20, 2006 • Link
Adam

ok that doesn’t work

Posted by Adam • January 20, 2006 • Link
Adam

Argh!

Posted by Adam • January 20, 2006 • Link
Adam

Hmm escape sequence not work :’(

Slightly off topic, but why can’t I find a picture of a ‘Remook’ on google images?

Posted by Adam • January 20, 2006 • Link
matteh

ROFL it’s the Boro Version of Devvo!! INNIT YOU GOT 20P DICKHEAD

Posted by matteh • January 21, 2006 • Link
Posted by Adam • March 11, 2006 • Link
JC Denton

Nice reference there to a Paul Simon song of the Graceland album, is it not?

Glad I left M’brough.. the inversed culture capital of the UK

Posted by JC Denton • March 11, 2006 • Link