The eightfold path to Enlightenment
1. Can you change £1 for me?
2. Can you change £2 for me?
3. Can you change £3 for me?
4. Can you give me £3?
5. Do you want your face smashed in?
6. I’m a nice guy, and I need the money
7. I’m seriously going to wait out here, smash your face in, and steal your money and pizza
8. I <3 Middlesbrough